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12/24/09 09:58 am

5 arts )
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12/21/09 06:31 pm

Christmas Kittehs )
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12/20/09 08:29 am

*Drools everywhere*....nnn
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12/18/09 12:01 pm

want to get me something for Christmas?
http://www.utrechtart.com/dsp_view_product.cfm?item=47703

Heeeeeeeeehhhhhh C8


http://www.dickblick.com/products/male-anatomical-figure/

;___;
I wish I could afford youuuu. *Grabby hands*

12/12/09 11:20 pm

Lord Doviculus

I'd fucking hit it 8I

(seriously, he's even voiced my Tim Curry, what more could I fucking ask for?)


No in reality, Brutal Legend. Wtftons of awesome.

12/12/09 10:52 am

We have dubbed our window tree the Lanky-tree!


It's a Ginkgo Biloba tree!
Reportedly works well for erectile disfunction and memory 8I LOLOLOLOLOL this tree is awesome. Just rains gold down. We have no sidewalk...JUST GOLD. IT'S MOTHER FUCKING EL DORADO BITCHES.


Also apparently there is some faggy novel involving angels, kind of akin to Twilight. WELLLL why don't we all just gang up on EVERYTHING I worked on for a good story and take a huge mother fucking dump on it, you guys. I HATE YOU VIRGIN BITCH AUTHORS. STOP RUINING GOOD IDEAS OR SO HELP ME.

ALSO
yesterday on the walk to the bus station it was pouring in San Fran, and I was waiting for the light to change so I could cross the street, etc etc. I forgot my umbrella back at home, so I stood wet and soggy and looking a little miserable. Some old guy with a GIANT umbrella walks over and holds his umbrella out for me while the light is red. I think "man this guy is so awesome", but turns out he asks me if I'm headed to the bus station, I say yeah, and he WALKS WITH ME covering me with this giant umbrella all the way to the bus stop. He then wishes me a Merry Christmas and leaves.
Best part of me entire damn week, I tell you what.
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12/9/09 06:41 pm

>8I grrr.
Anyone else having !*SUPER LAG*! with getting comments emailed to them from LJ? Sorry if you were commenting and I didn't get it, I had to BACKTRACK my entries to see what people have sent me. Uggh. Hopefully this fixes soon.
Also I'm temporarily CLOSING commissions. I have a load of them to do and I keep forgetting to mention it. If I've given you an estimate and you've already presented your idea to me (or said to be put on hold until you come up with an idea) I WILL do your commission. I just don't know how to keep track of any more than the ones I have listed as it is. So no more new ones until, well...I can find the damn time. I work 9-5 now (drawing) and I am exhausted from drawing by the time I get home. I'm trying very hard to do commissions between work and sleep though. Hopefully this weekend I can catch up and get you guys what you've paid for <3

12/7/09 06:27 pm

Today was awesome ;x;
;x;

Haven't been this content with my life in a long ass time, you guise.

Not only did I get paid (a lot, too), and finally got sent to work, I came home to this:
http://Deludedcon.deviantart.com/art/IZ-Cyne-X-Nanya-146039036

and I just js;dflks;lf;sldk;lsdf. I wish every day were this amazing.

12/6/09 07:59 pm

Sketch post! Warning, there's some suggestive content behind this here cut 8I )
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12/6/09 01:05 pm

Well now, I'm sort of LOLing and furious at the same time, here.
There's been a lot of "huff-and-puff" about the education system here in the East Bay. Basically, they wanted to fire three VERY QUALIFIED individuals from their jobs, because they wanted to teach an "anti-bully" method in schools. Meaning, teachers should educate the students that discriminating for ANY REASON is wrong as hell, and that reason happened to include homosexuals, transgendered people, etc. So, naturally, the derp-police decided OH NOES POLITICAL GAY AGENDA and there's been controversy ever since.
Quite frankly, using "childhood innocence" for your idiocy on the matter is just deplorable. The fact that you're going to fire THREE people from their jobs because you don't like the "agenda" they're pushing is just ridiculous. And you're SURPRISED they sued the council? I fucking would too. Don't act shocked that they're going to sue your sorry ass for wanting for fire them. It's called discrimination, but oh, you're going to act like the victim.
BUT OUR CHILDRENZ THEY'LL BE BRAINWASHED.
By "brainwashed" I hope you mean "educated". What amuses me is that some of the kids I've seen learning about this sort of stuff (7-10 year olds) are ALREADY smarter than their parents about this shit. Did I forget what year it is? Almost 2010 you say? Why, I thought it was the 1950's! Aren't homosexuals those creeps that hang around young boy's bathrooms and abduct children to infect them with AIDS? FFS people.
THEN I found this: http://www.massresistance.org/media/video/brainwashing.html
And now I'm laughing. Brainwashing, sure...quite frankly I'm amazed at how mature these kids are compared to their parents. OH guys, we better stop the school board from making the new generation more tolerant to people different from them, so they can grow up just like their parents, who want to fire three perfectly abled people for having different opinions. What a load of the fattest horse-shit. I don't even....what. WHAT are you upset about, the fact that your children are learning, or that they're learning something you never were desensitized to when YOU were a kid? Fucking bravo. It's not as if they're showing gay porn in your children's classrooms.
And don't act "innocent". "I have nothing against homosexuals, I just don't want my children learning about them in public school."
I always say this to ANYONE: Replace the word "homosexual" with any other minority of your choice.
"I have nothing against Jews, I just don't want my children learning about them in public school."
You get where I'm going with this. Aren't we all adults here? When did WE stop learning to grow the fuck up, exactly?
What IRKS me most is that I'm married to an educator, myself. What happens if he talks about being married to another guy? What if one of his students goes to the dean and complains? My husband might get fired. And for WHAT? Being honest? Where at ALL is the fairness in that? It's the same shit, just a different smell. And it's just appalling. My husband has actually been trying to do what he can TO desensitize people in his classrooms to this sort of thing. I've even come to his classes before to make an appearance and talk about shit that otherwise probably should have no purpose in a regular lecture. Why? Because people need to know, and if they can't handle it, they can walk out of the classroom (and believe me, it has happened).
I'm sick of the motherfucking carebear parents that think telling your child ANYTHING will make them what....explode? OH NO my kid knows people out there kiss other people of the same gender WHAT EVER SHALL WE DO YOU GUISE. THEIR LIVES ARE RUINED FOREVER, THERE IS NO UNSCARRING THIS TRAVESTY.
My fucking balls.
And right in my goddamn backyard?
Again I ask you, what goddamn year is it?
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12/3/09 05:43 pm

All right, I had to spend too much on another tablet, so I need to open up some commissions!
My prices for each "type" of commission varies as listed below (but are open for negotiation as well!)
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Icons
$15 each
Examples:http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v358/nanya/demonicon1small.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v358/nanya/corederrrrrpsmall.jpg

Sketches (either pencil or digital):
Busts: $10; +$5 for each extra character
Full body: $20; +$10 for each extra character
Examples:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v358/nanya/whitewingeddragoncommish1.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v358/nanya/glutton1.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v358/nanya/theejyosketch.jpg

Pencils:
Busts: $20; +$10 for each extra character
Full Body: $40; +$15 for each extra character
Add background: +$15
Example:http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v358/nanya/page17.jpg

Add color to pencils: +$15
Example: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v358/nanya/15-1Mammoliti.jpg

Digital sketches:
Busts: $30; +$10 for each extra character
Full Body: $50; +$15 for each extra character
Add background: +$20
Examples: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v358/nanya/oddain.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v358/nanya/validhelm-draft.jpg

Digital pieces:
Busts: $55; +$10 for each extra character
Full Body: $100; +$55 for each extra character
Add background: +$55
Examples:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v358/nanya/nightmare1.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v358/nanya/ascend.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v358/nanya/AdamantineHorseofXarn.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v358/nanya/demon1.jpg

(these are actually VERY cheap to meet economic needs).

If you're interested PLEASE EMAIL ME at rivmammoli@gmail.com. My goal is to make up for the $350 spent on the tablet, but as usual anything more would be great regardless (you know...to eat and stuff 8I). When you email me, please leave as much information as you think I may need, and describe for me in detail what you want, and I'll calculate the cost for you. If you feel like you REALLY NEED something and cannot afford it, talk to me. I might be able to negotiate, but don't expect me to be too lenient.
Thanks to anyone who is interested! Anyone on commissions right now, don't sweat...your stuff is getting done, too!
Expect a few days to a week for sketches, a month or so for larger, more complex pieces. I do work, after all!
Thank you guys :)

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I also want it to be known that I do concept work!. If you have just an IDEA for something and want me to concept it to life, send me an email! I also do book covers and I do color as well, so if you have any sort of idea, don't feel limited. I might be able to help!

12/2/09 01:10 pm

I realized it's been like 50 million years since I've uploaded art to LJ, so I'm going to do that for those still chilling around here ;D
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11/22/09 07:10 pm

For Ciaran!

You know how sometimes people on your friendslist post about stuff going on in their life, and all of a sudden you think "Wait a minute? Since when were they working THERE? Since when were they dating HIM/HER? Since when???" And then you wonder how you could have missed all that seemingly pretty standard information, but somehow you feel too ashamed to ask for clarification because it seems like info you should already know? It happens to all of us sometimes.

Please copy the topics below, erase my answers and put yours in their place, and then post it in your journal! Please elaborate on the questions that would benefit from elaboration. One-Word-Answers seldom help anyone out.


Read more... )

Man I sound kind of down and out, but my life is pretty pointless at this rate. I think I'd be 1000x happier if I actually had a job and didn't need to worry about where I'll be soon, or even what kind of hell I'm going to end up in because of it. To those of you out there that actually have a stable job in this economy, feel blessed. That's all I can really say.

11/17/09 01:38 pm

HAVEN'T SLEPT
DRAGON AGE EATING ME ALIVE
MUST...GET...TEMPLAR GUY TO SLEEP WITH ME, FUCK YOU I GIFTED THE FUCK OUT OF YOU, YOU OWE ME ONE NIGHT IN BED ASSHOLE
STUPID ROLE PLAYING GAMES, WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING GOOD
FUCK
/end pointless post

11/9/09 03:46 pm

Hell, the art direction in Uncharted 2 kicks my ass so hard.

http://scribblepadstudios.com/gallery/thumbnails.php?album=8&page=1
Only an iceberg, really. Some of the scenes just had me getting an art hardon. I wish I could find more of the environments for some of the temples and puzzles. You kind of just walk in and go "WHAT, FUCK YES."
Ah shit. Was a fun game, too. Hubby and I were just starting at Drake's ass the whole time. Tru stori.

10/27/09 10:08 pm

Photo meme results! )
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10/27/09 01:19 pm

Best meme ever, stolen from Sachi.

Respond to this post as if whatever you did last (it could be for example, drinking orange juice) is a massive, huge deal.
Allcaps, many exclamation points and occasional memes are acceptable.


I'll start promptly with
HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS I JUST FUCKING MADE THE MOST COCKTASTIC MOTHERFUCKING DELICIOUS TEA EVER. THIS SHIT HAS FUCKING WATER AND FUCKING LEAVES IN IT AND I CAN'T EVEN FUCKING COMPREHEND THE FUCKING SHIT I JUST MADE, WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO WITH THIS GODDAMN ASS-TASTIC MASTERPIECE I DON'T EVEN KNOW, BECAUSE IT'S WARM AND LIQUIDY AND I FEEL MYSELF JIZZING IN MY PANTS AS WE SPEAK ABOUT HOW GODDAMN SAVORY WATER AND BOILED LEAVES ARE, FUCKING SHIT I THINK THE JOY MIGHT ACTUALLY KILL ME. NOT ONLY CAN I SIP THIS FUCKER I CAN POUR MILK AND SUGAR INTO IT TOO, CAN YOU FUCKING BELIEVE THIS, BECAUSE MY MIND IS COMPLETELY FUCKING BLOWN RIGHT HERE AND IT JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER EVERY TIME I PICK THE FUCKING MUG UP I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD.


Also, photo meme will happen in a day or so if I can manage to get more photos of my husband as requested. He's too shy for camera and is proving to be more difficult than I imagined >:C!

10/23/09 02:03 am

8 hour still-life practice in Photoshop.
(click for larger view)
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10/22/09 03:24 pm - Photo Meme

Also this, idea taken from Felix:

Ask me to take a photo of anything in my life, be as specific or vague as you want. I'll post results some time this weekend.

10/22/09 03:03 pm

I'M BACK FROM THE WORLD OF AWESOME ALSO KNOWN AS MELISSA'S HOUSE

Dude liss I have bruises everywhere from your dogs, but they're all love bruises so it's good.

Ren Faire was awesome (I even got a kiss from an old lady!) and I had a ton of fun just relaxing and not doing much of anything at all. I drew a little, but not enough to make me feel stressed out at all. I got a neat little sketchbook at the ren faire that has an interesting parchment in it, maybe good enough for watercolor or small acrylic paintings/sketches. We'll see! I'm too lazy to get back on the other computer and scan anything, so phht.

Apparently I'm comfortable enough to take naps on, too. I was already kind of aware of this, but having more than one person do it means consistent data, after all. I'd have tried to get Chris to do it, but he doesn't like me enough :(

:(

So I didn't touch his ass, either.

Oh liss, thank you for the recommendation on the body spray. I got home, and right after dinner I got me some action. >;D He was all over me, fuck yes. I also asked him if he noticed that I smelled different, and he said "yeah a little, and it smells good". Didn't I tell you? I fucking told you he'd love it, shy lying son of a-

THAT WAS TMI FOR YOU ALL.
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